A meme I stole from Devon: Google "Yourname + verb" and see what you get.

Jen needs to wise up. So true.

Jen looks happy and healthy and obviously enjoying herself. Why thanks. I do enjoy myself.

Jen says "Save money, buy from a family farmer!" That is a good idea, indeed.

Jen wants John to keep his mouth shut. But that's not likely to ever happen.

Jen does a baby balancing act at the market. Every single time she goes.

Jen hates evil empire Starbucks. Well, not really, though I do prefer locally-owned when I can find it.

Jen asks, "Seriously, what did we do before the Internet?" Seriously.

Jen likes to take pics. And wishes she really knew how to work her camera so she could take better ones.

Jen eats carbs. Every day. As much as she can get away with. Wishes she had a super-metabolism so she could eat nothing but carbs but not weigh 500 pounds.

Jen wears a copycat ring. Well, since the only ring I wear is my wedding ring, as do most married women, I'm not sure whether I'm copying them or they're all copying me.

Jen was arrested for committing a robbery at the Place and was sentenced to therapy and community service. You know, the Place.

Jen loves jewelry. But can't really afford to buy any.